silenthowlss:

foxnewsofficial:

what if death is just level 2

I never played a level one that was this fucking hard

(via niskanens)

buttermilkqueen:

do u ever hear something so dumb ur eyes physically roll out of ur head

(via live-on-let-go)

spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

(via live-on-let-go)

kkanadian:

friends may come and go but hockey only leaves you for four months so that’s not so bad 

(via ebsnugehallsy)

euo:

turning off auto-capitalization on my phone because it doesn’t meet my chill ass down to earth aesthetic

(via niskanens)

Use of Profanity With Age

  • 8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
  • 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

(via live-on-let-go)

racketstory:

pamelabeesly:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

 (via birdcage)

(via live-on-let-go)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(via tinathetank)

  • tumblr staff: [takes huge bong hit] lets just... lets... you know what we need... lets just change shit

montreal canadiens + mood board (insp)

montreal canadiens + mood board (insp)

(via evgeniemalkin)

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(via live-on-let-go)

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

(via fake-mermaid)

20 years old, French-Canadian, 98% hockey, 2% everything else

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